I’m lucky I’m in love with my best friend

I went out on my lunch break yesterday to grab a sandwich, I was driving on the gulf road, beside shuwaikh beach, there was a car beside me and out of the blue the idiot decides to turn, imagine, he was right next to me, as in my window was in line with his window, so he turns, breaks my side mirror, completly pushes my door in, and I’m in the middle of the street, cars zooming past me and I couldn’t drive and park cos I couldn’t see out of my mirror, so I eventually waited for the cars to pass and made my way to the side of the pavement.

We waited for the police who made us follow him to the Salhia Police Station where we sat aimlessly for 45 minutes, none of them wanted to work, there was about 20 of them with cigarettes in their mouths. After almost an hour, the mu7aqek (inspector… I think) walks in, inevitably with a cigarette in his hand and asks me where did you have the accident, I told him at the traffic light after the turn for Sheraton… And he says “Aha… Well sorry, mu tabe3 lina, lazem troo7een el Shamiya” (We can’t take care of it here, you have to go to Shamiya)
I was thinking Oh Jesus, why didn’t any of you tell me this an hour ago… But I smile politely and say thank you. So I go to Shamiya, with the idiot who crashed into me, we get there and after bickering and loya the guy gives in, and I end up having to pay to fix his car, mind you, it was his fault because I was going straight and he turned from the middle lane! But I wasn’t one to let him get fired and fix the company car at his expense, 7aram.

So Miranda or Matilda in D’s case has gone to get fixed. Will miss her

Oh and the song in the title is from Jason Mraz’s Album – It’s called Lucky, It’s the song I was listening to when I crashed… Just ruined it for me, again, the same reason I can’t listen to Madonna’s Like A Virgin

---